Chronicle of the Old West presents...

Old West Throne Covers
(aka Toilet Seats)

Sit up and take notice or take a stand
on these great whimsical must-have bathroom accessories.

John Wayne "Whoa, take'er easy there, pilgrim"
Doc Holliday "You're a daisy if you doo"
Wild Bill Hickok "This must be my lucky day"
Wyatt Earp "Take your time, but do it quickly"
Buffalo Bill Cody "I smell a buffalo"
Geronimo "Geronimooo!!!"

Size is important when you're buying a toilet seat. Measure your toilet to determine whether your bowl is
Elongated (approximately 18 1/2" long) or Round (approximately 16 1/2" long)

Measure from center front of bowl to center of the hinge post holes.

Don't Mess With Texas Don't Mess With Texas!" Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with the state of Texas etched into the lid with "Don't mess with Texas!" etched into the underside of the lid. for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity John Wayne John Wayne Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with John Wayne's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. "Whoa, take 'er easy there, pilgrim" -- John Wayne for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Wild Bill Hickok Wild Bill Hickok Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Wild Bill Hickok's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. "This must be my lucky day" -- James Butler (Wild Bill) Hickok for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Wyatt Earp Wyatt Earp Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Wyatt Earp's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. He was giving advice about begin in a gunfight when he said, "Take your time, but do it quickly" -- Wyatt Earp for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Buffalo Bill Buffalo Bill Cody Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Buffalo Bill Cody's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. "I smell a buffalo" -- Buffalo Bill Cody for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Geronimo Geronimo Toilet Seat A quality stained & lacquered toilet seat with Geronimo's likeness etched into the lid with a quote attributed to him etched into the underside of the lid. "Geronimooo!!!" -- Geronimo for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Longhorn Longhorn Toilet Seat A longhorn is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside: "I thought I heard a bull snort!" for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity   Duck Duck Toilet Seat A duck is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside: "I Thought I heard a duck quack!" for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Fish Fish Toilet Seat Scene of a large mouth bass etched onto the lid. Saying under the lid: "Here's looking at you!" for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Moose Moose Toilet Seat A moose is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside: "I thought I heard a bull snort!" for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Deer Deer Toilet Seat A buck is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Message on the underside: "I thought I heard a buck snort!" for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity Elk Elk Toilet Seat A majestic bull elk is etched into the top of the lid of a stained and lacquered wood toilet seat. Lift the lid and read the etched message on the underside: "I Thought I heard a bull snort!" for a larger view, click here Standard Size: $90 ($75 plus $15 shipping) Elongated Size: $100 ($85 plus $15 shipping) Quantity